Golden rules

If you open it, close it.

If you turn it on, turn it off.

If you unlock it, lock it up.

If you break it, admit it.

If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.

If you borrow it, return it.

If you value it, take care of it.

If you make a mess, clean it up.

If you move it, put it back.

If it none of your business, don’t ask questions.

If it aint broke, don’t fix it.

If it will brighten someones day, say it.

If it will tarnish someones reputation, keep it to yourself.